Why on earth would I want to go to Dunfermline?
, I hear you
say. I mean, other than an abbey and a pretty darn good museum,
what's the point?
Okay, calm down now; you're with friends. Well,
em... let me think now... abbey: still standing, and thankfully not
ruinous; museum: has a nice pinkish exterior... eh, is that not reason
Nowadays we seem to be caught up in something of a tourism frenzy where
attractions that do not have the word 'experience' in their title are
clearly not worth visiting. Things are getting so desperate and the word
'experience' bandied around in so slovenly a manner that it's probably
only a matter of time before you buy your newspaper in the Newsagent
Experience, go for a pint in the Pub Experience, and return for a snorty
slumber in the Bed Experience (which will cost you £10 extra in the same
way that the Bath Experience did).
Anyway, to Dunfermline, where - if you really need such paltry
promotional pampering - you can see The Robert the Bruce
Experience and the Big Pinkish Building Experience.
And if you get thrown
out for complaining,
don't blame me.
Just put it down to experience.